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Understanding Men..!!

23 Apr

Men! It’s not so complicated!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and straight men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

 The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat straight, don’t think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are straight, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.

 
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Posted by on April 23, 2010 in April 2010

 

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